Alanis Morissette Just Lit Up Ben Affleck

During her latest concert stop, Alanis Morisette decided it was time to put Ben Affleck on blast for once asking her why she doesn’t “lead with my sexuality.” Turns out, that’s the exact kind of dumb question a woman will hold onto and rightly set you on fire for when you least expect it. Good job, Ben. (Variety)

Timothy Olyphant and his white hair are back. (Lainey Gossip)

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s neighbors seem nice. (Celebitchy)

Cindy Hyde-Smith will have to pick a new protein due to unemployment. (Wonkette)

Roxana declares The Rings of Power is romantasy now. (Vulture)

Netflix won’t pull Russell Brand’s comedy special, so it looks real bad that freaking Meta of all platforms had no problem salting the earth. (Deadline)

Only Murders in the Building escape rooms are coming to a city near you. (THR)

Kayleigh wrote about Song of the South, Disney’s repeated re-releases of it, and how the studio has no idea what to do with its most controversial film. (A.V. Club)

You know things are bad when even gambling is firing you. (Gizmodo)

GTA 6 has too many “out of context” dongs. Same, bro, same. (Kotaku)

Jen K’s dislike of Ariel Sullivan’s Conform started with the main character. “Supposedly Emeline is 27 but I would have just as easily believed she was a pod person created the day before the book started.” Which main characters have annoyed you? (Cannonball Read 18)