The Hottest People Somehow Still Eligible for the Pajiba 10
*dances around singing “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” while sprinkling confetti shaped like genitals*
Later today begins Pajiba 10 voting. You’ve been given your consideration marching orders. Your pants are primed, your hearts aflamed.
But every year, the Hall of Fame notion vexes me. Because some people SHOULD NOT BE in contention. Like, they’re too hot to still be in the running. And, yet, they are. Seriously, you know I’m the one person not looking to get Fassbent but I’m shocked you all didn’t make him your peen king years ago. So here’s a list of people who, especially given certain Pajiban proclivities, you would assume are no longer in the running, that they’ve been retired to the world’s sexiest pasture, but they remain ready and willing to mount your list and ride it all night.
Everyone Named Chris
Seriously, people. How is he even still a possibility? I named my vibrator after the man.