There are times for eloquent prose, spirited debates, or extensive dialogue. This is not one of those times. This is a time for a single gif. The King of All Gifs, if you will. Maybe some photos as well. But mostly just the gif.
BEHOLD YE MORTALS, YE LESSER BEINGS, AND WEEP AT YOUR MEDIOCRITY:
OK. Fine. Some background. You might remember him from Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion or Zoolander or Alias, or Parks and Recreation, or The Girl on the Train. Oh, right, also The Leftovers. And lots of other things. But you’re not even reading this, are you? I don’t blame you.
Hey boo, haaayyy:
He is very good at itching his neck after a haircut:
He can rock a leather jacket like the baddest motherfucker in town:
He’s an expert doggo snuggler:
He’s proficient in the use of, uhm, let’s go with exercise equipment:
He’s also an expert lounger:
He does damn fine Bond cosplay:
He’ll pull you up when you are down, girl:
He is the perfect representation of TDH (tall, dark, and handsome):
Once more, from a different angle, because I love you and want you to have nice things:
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