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Ursula Scully, Staff Contributor: Ursula is a Staff Contributor for Pajiba. She lives in Chicago and loves potatoes very much. You can follow her on Twitter.

Welcome to the Author Archive for Ursula Scully

How About If We Just Stop Commenting On Women's Bodies All Together? Deal? Deal.

A Grand Jury In Texas Indicts Netflix Over 'Cuties'

Did Shia LaBeouf Steal Someone's MAGA Hat?

Joe Rogan Is Already a Pain in Spotify's Ass

Netflix's 'Cheer' Star Jerry Harris Arrested

Jon Gosselin Accused Of Physically Abusing His Son

Quarantining Is Not A Prison Sentence, Lili

It Ain't Subtle

Jamie Spears is Not a Good Guy

Things Are Getting Uglier For Chrishell Stause of 'Selling Sunset' and Ex Justin Hartley

Human Trash Jake Paul's Home Searched By The FBI

The First Ever Non-Oprah Cover For O Magazine Is Breonna Taylor

When You Come For Martha Stewart, You Best Not Miss

A Cast Member Of 'Entourage' Has Been Accused Of Sexual Assault

Ben and Ana Better Step Up Their Paparazzi Game

It's Just 'The Chicks' Now, Thankyouverymuch

Rep. Matt Gaetz Revealed He Has an Adult Son to Score Political Points in a Debate He Somehow Lost to Meghan McCain

Miss Independent

This Is What A Looter Looks Like:

A YouTuber Said She 'Re-Homed' Her Adoptive Child

Lana Del Rey Had Some ... Stuff to Say

Mary-Kate Olsen's Divorce is Off to a Nasty Start

Florence Pugh Is Not Done Going Off On People For Being Hateful About Her Private Life

Harrison Ford Is Still Confused By Parsecs

She's Not Fooled By The Rocks That She Got, She's Just, She's Just Jenny From The Block

Stir-Crazy January Jones Is Losing It

Mulaney Is a TikTok Muse, Padma Idiotically Criticized for Not Wearing a Bra, and Big Props to Michael Che

'Prepare to Be Disappointed, Punk'

Grifter Gwyneth Thinks that Her Haters Are Just Jealous Of Her Beauty And Wealth

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are Having a Tough Time

Evangeline Lilly Will Not Be Going Into Quarantine Now, Thanks

A Heartbreaking Old Clip from 'Scrubs' Illustrating the Importance Of Social Distancing Has Gone Viral

Lindsey Graham Self-Quarantines, and Alexandra Grant on Her Relationship with Keanu Reeves ❤️

The Coronavirus Delays Its First Celebrity Wedding

MSNBC Contributor Benched for Smearing Black, Female Bernie Staffers

Some Kids These Days Are Still Blind To Their Own Privilege

The 'CIA-Lovin', Red-State Hero' is Not the Narrative John Krasinski Wants You To Have Of Him

Does Anyone Want To Explain To Snoop Dogg How Apologies Work Or Nah?

Censorship Does Not Mean What You Think It Means, Madonna

Linda Hamilton Would Like to Be Done with 'Terminator' Now, Thanks

Danny Masterson Is A Monster. Allegedly.

'No Other Option,' Says Prince Harry About Stepping Back From Royal Family

Sean Penn's Girlfriend Is Half His Age and Also the Daughter of Kingpin

Cheers to AOC, Our Future President 🔥

How The Media Keeps Gaslighting Bernie Sanders

A Whole Lot Of Celebrities Got Engaged in the Last Few Days

Et Tu, Terry Gilliam?

'Thirst Trap,' As It Pertains to Mark Wahlberg, Doesn't Mean What Some Of You Think It Means

The 'Peloton Wife' Says The Problem with the Ad Was Her Face

Justin Timberlake Is Really Sorry But Go See His Movie, OK?

Pete Davidson Goes Full-Ken Doll In the Down There Region

Two Writers Quit Patricia Heaton’s Sitcom After Making Complaints Against Heaton's Husband

Louis C.K. Accuser: 'I Didn’t Consent to Louis C.K. Masturbating in Front of Me'

Brad Pitt Heard a Great Story About Adam Sandler

2019 Finally Got Something Right: Its Sexiest Man Alive

Et Tu, Jeff Goldblum?

If Warren Gets the Nomination, Bill Gates Won't Rule Out Voting for Trump

Janky Lowbrain ‏Dressed as Alexandria Ocasio Cortez for Halloween; It Did Not Go Well

Megan Mullally Bails On Two Episodes of 'Will & Grace' Over Tensions with Cast

Pete Davidson and Margaret Qualley Are Done

The Force Is Strong With...Freddie Prinze Jr.?

Robert De Niro and James Franco Sued for Being Sh*tty Men

Perfect Casting Is Perfect: Ryan Reynolds To Star In The Clue Movie

January Jones Did Not Want to 'F**k That Old Man' Bruce Willis

Brad Pitt Confirms That He Threatened Harvey Weinstein on Gwyneth Paltrow's Behalf

The Insufferable Jonathan Franzen Mansplains Climate Science

Like A Lot Of Us, Kristen Stewart Is Also Excited To See Robert Pattinson As Batman

Alec Baldwin 'Hates' Playing Trump on 'SNL' As Much As We Hate Watching Him Play Trump on 'SNL'

James Comey Proves To Be Unlimited Fuel Source For Trump's Paranoia

Wait, What? Christina Hendricks' Hand Was in a Very Famous Movie Poster

Why Brad Pitt Is Estranged from His Son Is Unclear, But It Doesn't Speak Well of Pitt's Parenting

NBD Trump Just Wants to Buy a Greenland

Mötley Crüe Drummer Tommy Lee Rips the Hell out of the Trump Administration

David Brooks Has Really Outdone Himself in the Bad Take Department

A 'Dad Bod' Accusation Strikes Again

Of Course, Dad and Uncle Billy Need to Comment on Ireland Baldwin's Butt on Instagram

It's Megan Rapinoe's World, Ben Shapiro, And You're Just Living In It

Allegations of Bill Murray's Drunken Jackassery on the Set of 'Groundhog Day' Resurface

First Look At Greta Gerwig's 'Little Women' Is A Soothing Balm In Our Current Timeline

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not Amazon Tears Off All The Petals