Tim Burton and Monica Bellucci Have Separated

Did you know that Tim Burton and Monica Bellucci were an item? I knew it at one point, but I think I forgot. I’m now reminded of it because the couple is separating, which means great news, ladies! Uh, Tim Burton is back on the market!

The two began dating just three years ago in 2022, before Bellucci worked with Burton on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. They have, however, been friends for many years.

Prior to their dating relationship, Bellucci was married to Vincent Cassel, with whom she had two children. Tim Burton, of course, was romantically linked with Helena Bonham Carter for years until 2014. Those two also share two children.

I don’t really have anything else to add to this — there is no drama here — but I thought it was important that everyone knows in the midst of this country’s struggles with democracy that we can still cover the unimportant things, too. It’s also as good a time as any to remind you all of this classic clip from Shoot ‘Em Up.