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Squirm Through the Perfect Teaser for 'Final Destination Bloodlines'

By Dustin Rowles | News | February 3, 2025 |

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Whatever the hell else happens in 2025, y’all, we just gotta make it to May 16th, which is when Final Destination Bloodlines — FILMED FOR IMAX — arrives in theaters. We should all watch the Thursday night previews just in case Friday does not arrive because these movies are incredible. They’re Rube Goldberg murder machines. They are dead teenager vehicles.

The script is basically: Let’s trick viewers into thinking that someone is going to die in the most brutal way imaginable, and then, in the last second, kill them in an EVEN MORE BRUTAL WAY. Do that six or seven times, and then roll credits! They are horror-movie catharsis. They are therapy for our rage issues. I love them.

Here’s the teaser for Bloodlines, which comes from directors Zach Lipovsky and Adam B. Stein, and is expected to feature Tony Todd in one of his last roles. It is perfection.

Final Destination Bloodlines arrive in theaters — and in IMAX — on May 16th.