Did 'South Park' Recruit Dean Cain Into ICE?

As many may know, the Administration’s recently passed bill allocated $75 billion to ICE, making it the highest‑funded federal law enforcement agency in America. For comparison, every state and local government in the country combined spent only $135 billion on policing in 2021.

With that new money comes a massive recruitment push to hire as many as 14,000 new ICE agents, basically America’s Gestapo. That effort includes $50,000 signing bonuses, loan forgiveness, and other perks. So desperate are they, that they’re also ending the age cap for ICE officers.

Earlier this week, in a baffling attempt to attract applicants, the Department of Homeland Security even stole a screengrab from South Park, which prompted a troll job from the South Park X account.

That effort may have come too late, though, because Dean Cain—America’s least favorite Superman—announced this morning that he has joined ICE.

And that’s how desperate Dean Cain is for someone to pay attention to him. Although if he’d just asked, I’m sure the President would’ve named him Assistant Director or something. It’s not like qualifications matter, and Cain clearly has no issue with arresting and deporting people who’ve spent decades building lives, families, and communities here.

Meanwhile, South Park returns tonight with an episode taking aim at DHS Director Kristi Noem and ICE.