Web
Analytics
Crystal Hefner Read Jon Lovitz for Filth; He Didn't Take It Well
Pajiba Logo
Old School. Biblically Independent.

Crystal Hefner Read Jon Lovitz for Filth; He Didn't Take It Well

By Mike Redmond | News | October 29, 2026

jon-lovitz-crystal-hefner.jpg
Header Image Source: Getty

Back in August, Jon Lovitz stopped by The Tonight Show where he revealed that he once confronted Adam Sandler about “always casting me as a pervert” in his movies. Lovitz even brought receipts, and apparently, Sandler didn’t deny it. He said, “Yeah, I think it’s funny.” Maybe another reason is because it’s true?

During this week’s episode of Lisa Guerrero Unleashed, Crystal Hefner outed Lovitz as a frequent guest at the Playboy Mansion and blasted him as “one of the biggest pervs” and the “No. 1 customer,” which is saying something for that crowd.

Via Page Six:

“He would be up there all the time,” Crystal said of Lovitz at the mansion. “His eyes would go front to back [looking at] all the women that walked through the door at the party.”

She also labeled the “Saturday Night Live” alum a “lurker” whose dog “peed all over the place.”

“I remember him. Every time, every party,” she insisted.

When confronted with her quote, Lovitz leaned into it. “Anytime someone says I’m No. 1, it’s a compliment,” he jokingly told Page Six before glazing the Playboy founder. “Hugh Hefner was one of the nicest, most generous people I’ve ever met and all of his friends know it. That’s all I have to say about that.”

That was not all Lovitz had to say. According to Entertainment Weekly, he reportedly jumped into Crystal’s Instagram comments and attacked for her saying she regretted marrying Hugh. If you’ve heard some of the tales that have come out since his death, you would not blame her.

Here’s Lovitz’s reported comment:

“Do you regret the house he bought for you to live in, after his death? And keeping the money, after you sold it?” Lovitz wrote at the time. “And all the times your mother was at the mansion? And do you regret all he did for you? And do you regret leaving him and then coming back to marry him?”

Crystal, to her credit, did not back down and fired back. “I think Jon Lovitz is part of the problem,” she told Page Six. “I think many men who came up to that mansion [and] were very sexist and misogynistic are all part of that problem.” She added. “That’s really sad that, just because someone buys you something, it guarantees silence.”

Isn’t there somebody else I know who was constantly at the Playboy Mansion? Think, Mike, think…

Bill Maher with Hugh Hefner