Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants You Ready To See His Son’s Buns

My wife has accused me of oversharing our twin sons, which is fair. They’re not even four but have been presented on social media more than they probably should. Part of it is because I’m proud as hell of how cool and handsome they are and feel the need to share that constantly. I’m also with them most of the time and social media has become an easier way to communicate with my friends. I’ve tried to dial it back in recent months, but I also understand when a father is like, “Wait until you see what my son did.” In the case of this article, what one person’s son “did” was hang dong or show butt (presumably).

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s hunky buns may be the first I have ever seen on film. I’m honestly guessing. My parents showed me stuff I probably shouldn’t have seen when I was growing up (but I insist I am better for it), so there is a chance I saw another pair of glistening moons before I laid my eyes on Arnold’s. Now, in researching which movie I glanced at his cheeks in, I’m honestly not sure! I guess he wasn’t naked in Terminator 2? Or maybe he was? It’s too early and I’m not sure. But I could have sworn I’d eyed them cakes before. Now Arnold says I have a chance to see the generational progression of his ham hocks.

The Around the World in 80 Days actor recently attended the premiere of the third season of White Lotus in which his son stars. He then took to social media to praise the show and his son’s assets. “I was so pumped to take a break from filming to celebrate @patrickschwarzenegger at the White Lotus Season 3 premiere. What a show,” Schwarzenegger exclaimed. “I could claim to be surprised to find out he has a nude scene, but what can I say - the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Don’t miss it this Sunday - trust me,” That’s a proud papa right there!

Arnold has every right to gush about his son! This is just such a funny thing to specifically point out. The wording especially doesn’t help. Adding “don’t miss it” right after highlighting his nudity makes it feel like the former bodybuilder is more amped for you to get a gander at his son’s… rusty dusty (I found that one Googling but I refuse to believe it’s a real nickname for butts). Composition matters, Arnold! But, to be fair, he could just be proud of how his son is caked to the max like he was.

Patrick could end up doing more than just butt stuff in The White Lotus. He could end up slanging some soft peen for all we know. What we know for now is that Arnold loves his son and was impressed enough to hype up the world for his classy caboose. The show is secondary at this point. What matters is that the world lays its eyes on the pretty posterior of his progeny Patrick. It’s a father showing off his beautiful boy… just… in a Hollywood way.