Last week I harnessed the collective power of the scattered Pajiba collective to help settle that supreme debate:
Is it okay to pee in the shower?
The results were a beacon of hope and reason in an age of barbarism and late-capitalist decay:
Goddamn right. Sanity prevails. At least somewhere.
Friends, I need your help just one more time. I suspect this time the results will not be anywhere near as clear-cut, but I need to know the state of the world, down to at least this detail:
Which is superior? Showering in the mornings, or showering in the evenings?
Thank you for your service.
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