Just when you think that there is nothing noteworthy happening on the internet, somebody posts a picture.
Look at that thing!
It’s like there’s a glitch in the matrix.
It’s the My Father’s A Lawyer Convention 2018.
It’s like somebody opened Brettdora’s Box.
It’s like taking bets, ‘Hmm, which one of those polo necks is gonna go something awful and then ride that awfulness all the way to the Supreme Court?’
Or, ‘Which one of these guys will be the first to push their friend down to run away from the slasher movie villain?’ Spoiler: All of them.
It’s like THE SHOES, ALL OF THE SHOES!
It’s like, dear god, are socks only for poor people now?
If a pizza got delivered to that room the delivery guy would be lucky to get a tip.
How many future unprosecuted hit and runs are in there?
Header Image Source: Reddit