The Weekly Caption Contest

By Michael Murray and Replica | Miscellaneous | August 10, 2012 |

By Michael Murray and Replica | Miscellaneous | August 10, 2012 |

Last week we had many brilliant submissions sent to us to accompany the graphic that Replica presented. It was amazing that even though there were Japanese gymnasts doing bendy things and perfectly smooth divers cavorting in little hot tubs to watch on TV, that you still had time to participate, and for that each and every one of you should get a medal. As it is, we’re only allowed to select three finalists, and so it was.

For a refresher, this was the image:

The final three were these:

3. From mrcreosote…

“Hangover House, the leading fast food restaurant in New Orleans fully supports gay marriage, but they draw the line at gay line dancing.”

2. From NateS1973…

Ch. 5 - In Which Pooh Bear Learns That Aspirin Won’t Bring A Dead Hooker Back To Life

1. From Figgy…

“All Carl had wanted was a safe place to vomit. He hadn’t expected to fall in love.”

As selecting a winner was proving very difficult, I submitted the problem to the Ouija Board, and the spirits spelled out FUNGO, and so we award the prize to Figgy! Well done, Figgy!! If you send us your mailing address, we will make sure that the prison authorities deliver to you the DVD copy of Jersey Shore Shark Attack that you just won! Perhaps you can use it to trade for some sort of lotion.

The image that Replica has provided this week is this:

The question I ask is, “What is the woman thinking?”

And as always, the winner will get a DVD copy of Jersey Shore Shark Attack, signed by John Travolta.