The Weekly Caption Contest

By Michael Murray and Replica | Miscellaneous | August 17, 2012 |

By Michael Murray and Replica | Miscellaneous | August 17, 2012 |

Last week was a week of great excellence for the Pajiba Caption Contest thing. Brilliance, often in the form of rape jokes, was flying all over the goddamn place and let me tell you, it was very difficult to narrow them down to just three finalists. But as I am determined and have the courage of Lassie, I did it. As a reminder, I will provide the image that Replica provided last week:



Third place is going to the always incisive mswas, for her candid reflection:

“ewwwww.”

Now we all know what girls think.

Second place goes to the force that is NateS1973, for his poetic submission:

“Your “Magic Ray”
sure won’t last long
So I’ll stay inside
with my latex dong”

This one is really too good not to win, but life is not fair and neither is this competition.

The winning submission, probably because I’m fascinated by gymnasts, goes to Bert_the_Pajiban for:

“McKayla is not impressed by magic rays.”

And it wasn’t a standalone submission either, but one that included a picture of McKayla’s perfect bitch face! USA! USA! USA!



Congratulations, Bert, you have won a DVD copy of Jersey Shore Shark Attack, as signed by a member of the Rowles family! Just send us your address and good sir, your Christmas shopping is as good as done!

This is the image that Replica has provided this week.



Have at it, mighty Pajibians, and may all glory be yours!