Summer movie season starts this Friday with Marvel and their Avengers. I thought it would be fun to come up with some alternative titles for a few of the blockbusters soon coming to a multiplex near you, because I can do it just as well as those Hollywood dumb dumbs.
Avengers: We Own the Summers Now - May 1
Terminator: Revenge of the Pepaw-Bots - July 1
Mad Max: I Would Watch Tom Hardy Make A Sandwich for Three Hours, TAKE MY MONEY - May 15
Dinosaur Island and the Raptor Pack of Justice - June 12
Tom Cruise Still Does His Own Stunts, Ladies: ALL HAIL L. RON - July 31
Dick and Weed Jokes From A Teddy Bear 2 - June 26
Panty Explosion - July 1