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My Alternate Titles For Some Of This Summer's Crop of Blockbusters

By Jodi Smith | Miscellaneous | April 27, 2015 |

By Jodi Smith | Miscellaneous | April 27, 2015 |


Summer movie season starts this Friday with Marvel and their Avengers. I thought it would be fun to come up with some alternative titles for a few of the blockbusters soon coming to a multiplex near you, because I can do it just as well as those Hollywood dumb dumbs.

Avengers: We Own the Summers Now - May 1
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Terminator: Revenge of the Pepaw-Bots - July 1
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Mad Max: I Would Watch Tom Hardy Make A Sandwich for Three Hours, TAKE MY MONEY - May 15
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Dinosaur Island and the Raptor Pack of Justice - June 12
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Tom Cruise Still Does His Own Stunts, Ladies: ALL HAIL L. RON - July 31
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Dick and Weed Jokes From A Teddy Bear 2 - June 26
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Panty Explosion - July 1
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Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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