David Cameron Hums Jaunty Tune While Leaving Country In Shambles; Internet Makes It His Evil Empire Theme
David Cameron, as you all may know, has resigned as Prime Minister of the UK following the glorious sunshine funtime that was the EU referendum.
As a result, a leadership contest has been underway as to who will replace him as the leader of the Conservative Party, and therefore as PM. After a short messy period and a truly horrifying ghouls gallery, it turns out will be one Theresa ‘human rights despising, privacy abhorring’ May, former home secretary, who will take up the mantle of unelected, mandate-less overlord.
But never mind the details of all that. That’s not why we’re here. We’re here because after officially announcing May’s victory, David Cameron hummed a jaunty tune to himself while walking back into No 10 Downing Street. The microphones captured it, and one Chris Hollis took it upon himself to craft from it a glorious, John Williams-esque Evil Tory Empire theme.
Check it out, it’s perfect:
I don’t know about you, but that’s probably the kinda shit I’d be humming too if I was a fascist condom from outer space who fucked the country in an exercise of political opportunism and who was now looking forward to a lifetime of stress-free privileged wealth.
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