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Congratulations, Hershey, You've Ruined Kisses!

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | February 17, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | February 17, 2016 |


How can any candy company compete with the seasonal dominance of the Cadbury Creme Egg, a confection so popular they haven’t had to make a new commercial in decades?

Well, Hershey is trying with an Easter-themed new Kisses flavor: Carrot Cake.

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H/T Mental Floss

The recipe for this monstrosity is white chocolate (A.K.A. the worst excuse for chocolate) dyed unholy orange, and “flavored with touch of carrot.” Because everyone knows what candy needs is more vegetable flavor.

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If you want to fill your children’s Easter Basket with the bitter taste of disappointment and carrot, you can pick up this seasonal disaster exclusively at Walmart.

Kristy Puchko wants you chocolate-disrespecting kids off her damn lawn.



Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.



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