By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | September 1, 2016 |
By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | September 1, 2016 |
Take a good, hard look. According to cosmetic surgeon Julian De Silva, this is the most desirable face in the world, constructed by the most requested parts of some of the world’s biggest female stars. How well do you know your celeb facial structures?
Let’s start from the top, meaning this photoshopped lady’s forehead, eyebrows, and eyelids. Here’s some corresponding clues: the forehead haver is often criticized for her wild behavior and cultural misappropriation. The eyebrow owner was once half of a power couple with Ben Affleck. The eyelids longed for belong to a polarizing English ingenue.
Ready?
The Most Desirable Forehead can be found on pop star/advocate Miley Cyrus.
The Coveted Eyebrows come from singer/actress/fashion icon Jennifer Lopez.
And The Envied Eyelids (because that’s a thing) can be found on two-time Academy Award nominee Keira Knightley’s face.
How about nose, cheeks, and “skin”? Well, the nose is legitimately regal now. The cheeks come from a woman better known for her lips. And the skin (which how do women get “skin” surgery? No, you know what. I’m good not knowing) belongs to an actress who famously turned the tables on the dumb blonde archetype.
That savored sniffer belongs to none other than Kate Middleton, the adored Duchess of Cambridge.
Those sharp and chic cheekbones come from actress/producer/director/advocate Angelina Jolie.
The flawless skin is that of Oscar-winning actress Reese Witherspoon, who is set to produce and star in the new comedy series Big Little Lies next year.
And last but full of famous fierce, the lips, chin, and jawline. First off, the luscious lips haver starred in two comedies this year you’ve probably already forgotten. (Full Disclosure: I have, and I reviewed both.) The chin belongs to a former child star who got her start on Barney & Friends before becoming a Disney kid. The chin lies on the face of an icon, known for singing, movies, and superb Twitter game.
Those are the lips of Penelope Cruz, who co-starred in Zoolander 2 and The Brothers Grimsby this year. We owe Cruz more. She’s a goddamn Oscar-winner, people!
That chin? It adorns the face of singer/actress/self-care role model Selena Gomez.
And that diva jawline? Snap out of it! It’s living legend Cher!
Yet, if you combine them all, it looks like Rose Byrne.
So Rose Byrne is the Voltron of hotness.
Kristy Puchko may need a hobby.