Live Talking The Presidential Debate with Courtney Enlow
By Courtney Enlow | Live Talk | October 9, 2016 | Comments ()
Publisher’s Note: Welcome to the second presidential debate AKA the Pre2idential Debate. Today’s live-blog will be a different from the last, because our own Courtney Enlow is at the debate (sort of. More on that tomorrow). So in addition to having our crack political team slinging knowledge darts and surgically deploying truth bombs in the comments section all night long with the rest of you, we’re going to embed Courtney’s tweets as the debate progresses.
If you’ve just joined us, Courtney’s tweets will be in reverse chronological order (i.e., the newest are at the top).
Remember that time I was #blessed? pic.twitter.com/2YqkpcAGfx
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII https://t.co/qzErJkK6FC
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Hey undecideds, you weird fuckers, how's it going? Who you pickin'? pic.twitter.com/0b5SbeHfSb
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"I want to thank the makers of Celebstro brand rage stroke pills. Celebstro: when that forehead vein pops, we're the tops."
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
I wouldn't have been able to answer. I would have been like…um…the Chicago tower is a lovely place for birds to crash and die…
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
OOH HILL THAT IS A GOOD ANSWER
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Shorter #debate pic.twitter.com/SujYcJbYtY
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"Justice Scalia. Great judge. Died recently." Yeah. We know.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
How is she so calm? I've been this gif since 6:30. pic.twitter.com/qwlkAfStp0
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
NO IT LITERALLY WAS CHECK OUT THE SEX TAPE
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
No but like they are irredeemable.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
No but like they are deplorable and racist and misogynist and xenophobic and and and
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
OK, so someone told him after the taco thing that hispanic and latino are not interchangeable and that's the only thing he retained.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Martha is going to actually destroy him. Like full-on Carrie. AND I AM WITH HER.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"There are sometimes reasons the government does that."
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"I can't think of any." Shock of shocks.
"He and I haven't spoken and I disagree." What a healthy campaign.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Who had the word "disaster" in the drinking game? RIP
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Trump's face says "Aleppo…that's the spaghetti sauce, right?"
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"Mr. Trump, no, that's a bad Mr. Trump." Martha Raddatz grabbing the spray bottle
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Libya. Syria. Iraq. ISIS.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Pretty sure the question was about federal income tax.
"I pay a tremendous number of taxes." *blink*
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
SHE IS SO HAPPY.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
You know that thing where when someone yawns you have to yawn? Anyone else sniffing like crazy right now?
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Putin is gonna be heartbroken pic.twitter.com/qBlBQdptXR
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Donald Trump appearing in Clinton's frame like #debate pic.twitter.com/5Ih6Xt1V6J
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Cocaine is a helluva drug. So is hate. So is stupidity. So many Trump drugs.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
RADICAL ISLAMIC TARA
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Oh this question-asker and her pointed eye contact. I love you. #debate
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
HER FACE
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
It's so weird his mic is messed up here too.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
I don't understand this Obamacare focus. I get it's a diversion, but he's preaching to his literal choir.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Hey. Insane monsterman. COULDJA NOT STAND BEHIND THE ADULT WHILE SHE IS TALKING?
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
OH DO NOT TRY TO TURN ON ANDERSON COOPER YOU CUMSOCK COVERED IN CHEESE DUST
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Anderson will FUCKING CUT YOU.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Honestly 33k is a low https://t.co/Xq6r46ksUs
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO LOOK INTO YOUR SITUATION
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Hillary: pic.twitter.com/fMGJEf1nGH
I literally do not know what to do or how to handle any of this.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"The pictures you sent the pictures around so you owe him an apology and also Michelle Obama and also and *SNNIIIFFF* and Wikileaks and supe
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
The best-of Hillary is running is a stunning reminder of the constant insanity and fuckery Trump has run.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
African-Americans and latinos and hispanics and *SNIIFFF* inner cities and words.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"It's just words, folks." The worst insult he could use against Hillary right now.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"This is not who we are." #debate pic.twitter.com/3WoAZuRZJH
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"Borders and the Middle East and wealthy and America and ISIS and our jobs."
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"It's locker room talk. Also, ISIS."
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
You guys… what is happening.
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
Trump has watched too many beauty pageants. #AndTheIraq #debate
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"And for the latinos, hispanics…" WHAT IS HAPPENING
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
THE SNIFFFFFFFFF #debate
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"I agree with that. I agree with everything she said." #washudebate2016 pic.twitter.com/DPLzWZQxjZ
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
JUST A REMINDER: EVEN IF YOU THINK TRUMP IS DUNZO YOU STILL NEED TO VOTE 🇺🇸
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016
"Tension with a dark tinge." 2016 EVERYONE. #washudebate
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) October 10, 2016