There’s word that Donald “Grab ‘Em By The Pussy” Trump demands the women of the White House staff “dress like women.” We’d expect nothing more of this malignant man-shaped tumor on our nation. But just in case you’re confused on what uniform requirements come from mandates like “dress like a woman,” Twitter’s got you covered.
How to #DressLikeAWoman— Amelia Hammond (@hammgod) February 3, 2017
1. Be a woman
2. Put on clothes
Now you're dressed like a woman.
And giving us faith in the future, Room co-stars Academy Award-winner and master shade-thrower Brie Larson and bundle of sunshine Jacob Tremblay.