That Missandei and Grey Worm Scene on 'Game of Thrones' Was Kinda Sh*t

Full disclosure: I was not a big fan of the Missandei/Grey Worm scene last night. We have house guests — who are strangers to us — staying with us this week. They moved in yesterday, and watching that scene in Game of Thrones was not exactly the most comfortable moment I have ever experienced. Also, I found the long romantic speeches kind of a drag, and the whole sex scene with a castrated man sort of … well, I found it very George R.R. Martin: Sweet, but pointlessly titillating and largely uninteresting.

But, like much of Twitter, I was not incurious.

Me when Grey Worm pants dropped #ThronesYall #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/G7Oy9UcH5p

— Kasey (@bastylefilegirl) July 24, 2017

Also, I am happy for Grey Worm, who illustrated that a penis is not required to please a woman, which most people with or without a penis could have told you, but I don’t have it in me to think piece that plot point to death.

When Grey Worm went down on Missandei 😩😩😩😩😩 #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/w44HGT5CEi

— جوانا (@juanalacubana18) July 24, 2017

Grey Worm walking into the Dragonstone throne room the next morning. #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/sFzliaybDQ

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 24, 2017

Twitter had a good time, too, but Twitter was a little more graphic than I’d have liked. These are the tweets that made me the least uncomfortable, because much of what Twitter had to say last night put me in full-body cringe mode.

Grey worm scene #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/n8PhXlBue6

— Dante (@DanteGamarra) July 24, 2017

GreyWorm better show her what the mouth do! #ThronesYall #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/xnYWSlg9yf

— 🗣Petty Pendergrass (@BrittyKitty326) July 24, 2017

Greyworm 😂 #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/W8E7E3qUCn

— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) July 24, 2017

But, you know they don’t introduce that scene for no reason. It’s straight out of the Kurt Sutter playbook: Make us care about a character as much as humanly possible before killing him off.

now i actually think grey worm is going to die i hate everything pic.twitter.com/zaCa4b6a3S

— osha (@oshawildling) July 24, 2017

#GameOfThrones #ThronesYall #WinterIsHere
Greyworm & Missandei are literally the cutest. Oh, my, God… he's going to die, isn't he?! pic.twitter.com/5H0d51az7K

— Marie I. Pelissier (@Is_Pelissier) July 24, 2017

Grey Worm is too good for this world, anyway.

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