Last night, we lost one of television’s most horrible little shits. King Joffrey, that monstrous little shitbox of a person, met a purple end at his own wedding. We hated him, but we so loved hating him. So, I thought today we would celebrate his greatest hits of twattery.
Joffrey loved himself so much, but there was a deep level of insecurity behind it. There must have been to try so hard.
And how could we ever forget his penchant for torturing prostitutes with his little pointy things.
And how even though he thought himself so very big, tough and strong…
…he had to rely on the little people to do the hard stuff for him.
But that doesn’t mean he couldn’t take care of himself when he needed to.
And he avoided greeting his less-than-adoring public at all costs.
He never shied from being offensive and ignorant.
He was woefully lacking when it came to meeting fellow leaders.
Finally, here are some clips of his most dick moments. Man, I’m so happy this was a fictional character and not a real guy!
Farewell, Joffrey. You died like you lived. Like a little bitch.