This past season of Game of Thrones was so dark and downtrodden, even Tyrion’s quippishness couldn’t save us. But, at least in hindsight, this hilarious casting call for that random penis-flash during Cersei’s penance walk is cause for a chuckle or two. Reddit user lawebley shared the urgent email sent, asking for an actor who’s “prepared to flash his genitalia,” and scream out an obscenity as Lena Headey’s double walked past:
“…shout, ‘I’m a Lannister! Suck me off!’”
Well, isn’t that a fine acting opportunity?
I especially love the last paragraph, with its emphasis on a chipper attitude, pubic hair and no-piercings requirement.
The actor who shared the notice may lament not getting the part, but I’m going to go ahead and say, “Bullet dodged, dude.” Nobody’ll remember that guy(’s dick), anyway.
(gif via Gawker)