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Worst Chris and Jason Momoa Kiss and Make Up After Dumb Social Media Thing

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | December 4, 2019 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | December 4, 2019 |


Back in the day — before this (*waves hands at the world*) — whenever we’d write about some petty slight Linsday Lohan directed at Paris Hilton, or Chelsea Handler ripping on Britney Spears, we’d get a few chuckleheads who would be like, “WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT THIS? WHO CARES? THE BEES ARE DYING” But now? You know what: The more petty the better. Please, give me a very slight, socially conscious celebrity fight to draw my attention away from this for five minutes:

So, here’s what happened. Chris Pratt posted this on Instagram:

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All Worst Chris wanted to do was stare out into the middle-distance and pose for a photograph that would give his repressed Christian followers some material for their spank banks. But no! Jason Momoa has to come along and be all, like: “Hey good looking! Why you gotta destroy the planet with your single-use plastic bottles!?”

The thing about celebrities, though, is this: Sometimes they think they’re just gently chiding a pal and forget that everyone else can see it, too, and within a few hours, Green New Deal Twitter had fashioned hundreds of Worst Chris Voodoo dolls, and Momoa had to be all, like: “Aww damn, did I insta-shame a celebrity out loud again? Damnit! LISA!”

Not that Worst Chris can’t take it. Also, NBD, but maybe don’t have your picture taken holding a plastic water bottle. It’s a really big deal to Momoa, who has his own water in recyclable aluminum and everything! Still, Momoa didn’t mean to cause Pratt so much grief over his selfish, earth-destroying bottle of water, so he apologized:

All better! And in case you were wondering why Chris Pratt posted that photo in the first place, it was to promote the Chris Pratt Store on Amazon.

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My God, early Pratt was so much better than this guy. I miss him so much.


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