Ahh, the Holidays. The time you spend with family, whether you like it or not. Sure, it’s great to create memories with your cousin who authoritatively (and incompetently) explains Florida marriage laws over pie, after telling you all about his pet snakes over the main course; but it’s also great to leave your lovely family and go home to peace and quiet.
Chances are, you (probably) love your family, but bless that bunch—no one knows how to get under your skin more than they do. So in honor of the holiday, and the amount of words you’ll be swallowing throughout dinner, the Overlords have compiled a list of Celebrity Thanksgivings they would most like to attend.
She can cook, she’s funny and let’s be honest—the wine will be a-flowing. Plus, chances are that John Legend may get tipsy enough to sing after dinner.
Based upon what his cheat days are, his Turkey Day spread will be epic. Come for the food, stay for the spectacle of watching the Rock eat plateful after plateful.
Look at the lush, careful shots in her movies—surely her Thanksgiving spread will be given as much thought and attention. Based on the attention to detail in her movies, I bet she makes an amazing turkey, just saying.
He has his own cookbook, plus he’s delightful!
For obvious reasons. Namely, the crafting, the decor, and the shrimp towers.
Ina Garten, Samin Nosrat, or basically any food celebrity (except for Guy Fieri— Roxana thinks he’d be good, but she is alone in that thought)
Come on—don’t act like you don’t want to see if they’re as good as they look on TV.
Let them collectively cook Thanksgiving, and whoever does the best job becomes the definitive best Chris…until next year
Ok, now it’s your turn, which celebrity would you want to spend Thanksgiving with?
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