Wanna See Jamie Dornan Naked? Skip 'Fifty Shades' and Check Out This 2002 Abercrombie Catalog

Oh, and this is NSFW unless you work in a butt factory (Tina Belcher’s dream job).

Yesterday, Malin Ackerman shared this #tbt to her Instagram, featuring her and a very nude Jamie Dornan in a 2002 Abercrombie & Fitch Quarterly. I’m not sure what they’re selling in this image other than a floral car with some ass dander stuck to it, but here it is.

#tbt to the very naked cover of Abercrombie circa 2002 (?) w none other than Mr Grey himself @jamiedornan #50shadesofgrey #nakedisthebestwaytosellclothes ?!

A photo posted by Malin Akerman (@therealmalinakerman) on Feb 19, 2015 at 6:39pm PST

Just Jared has some other shots from the shoot, and Dornan is naked in all of them. Which, like, OK, but I’m pretty sure that place sold clothes. I know I bought khakis there in high school and I was not allowed to go to high school nude—it was a Catholic school; we weren’t even allowed to wear “booty pants” (actual rule).

Now you know what Dornan is rocking and you’re free to not see that movie and pad E.L. James’s lube-coated pockets. YOU’RE WELCOME.