I’m not sure why, but social media decided to dig up old photos of Nic Cage’s goth son Weston this week, which has been a hoot.
Important: It has come to my attention that Nic Cage has a beefy goth son pic.twitter.com/KX7M6fobCb— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) March 27, 2019
Weston Clark???!!?? Oh, I meant to say “Weston *CAGE* ” pic.twitter.com/CP4l6jcULB— Mercedes Tabish (@mtabish3) March 28, 2019
For the record, Weston has grown out of that phase, but he still has those Nic Cage eyes.
It feels like he’s staring straight into my soul, and I wish he would stop. It’s making me deeply uncomfortable. Stop stalking my soul with your eyes, Weston.
Meanwhile, while social media was having fun with Weston, his father Nic Cage got married. Congratulations, Nic! It is the fourth marriage for Nic, following marriages to Alice Kim, Lisa Marie Presley, and Patricia Arquette. Cage and his new bride, Erika Koike, had been dating since last April before they finally tied the kno … what’s that? The marriage is over? Already? From Vulture:
Nicolas Cage’s fourth marriage lasted four days, which feels numerologically significant. On March 23, Cage and girlfriend Erika Koike got married in Las Vegas. It was the same day they obtained the license. Court documents obtained by the Blast show that Cage had the marriage annulled four days later on Wednesday, March 27.
Koike has not apparently been served with the papers yet, so she may or may not have found out for the first time from the Internet that her four-day marriage to Nic Cage was over. She probably had an inkling that it was coming to an end based on the fight they had publicly after the marriage but before the annulment. I assume that the honeymoon was just a night passed out in a Vegas hotel room littered with empty mini-bar drinks and cashews.
Meanwhile, based on that header photo, Cage’s face seems to be slipping a little, and if he’s not careful, people are going to find out it’s John Travolta underneath.
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