Tori Spelling Papped Kissing 'Dean McDermott Look-Alike'

By Emily Richardson | Celebrity | November 2, 2023 |

By Emily Richardson | Celebrity | November 2, 2023 |

Last month, the paparazzi just so happened to catch Dean McDermott and his new girlfriend, 32-year-old Lily Calo, holding hands at the L.A. welfare office. The following week, they were papped kissing at the airport. According to insiders, Tori was not pleased.

Now, it’s Tori’s turn to publicly rebound from her messy, messy marriage. On Monday night, photographers captured Tori kissing advertising CEO Ryan Cramer at the food bank. Just kidding, the pair were spotted at “L.A. hotspot Level 8.” The Daily Mail calls it “Tori Spelling’s REVENGE Romance!” Page Six says she was “caught kissing Dean McDermott look-alike.” Both of these headlines are a little much, but that’s the gossip clickbait game, baby! Daily Mail has all the pics:

EXCLUSIVE: Tori Spelling's REVENGE romance! Star pictured passionately kissing mystery new man after ex Dean McDermott paraded his new girlfriend around town https://t.co/b4Sl1FN33t pic.twitter.com/dinve8yRO3

— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) November 1, 2023

OK, so, I went deep on Ryan. I stalked his Facebook, his Instagram, his LinkedIn, his jury member profile on the official Clio Awards website (thanks, investigative skills I developed during my time on the dating apps). My findings? Ryan actually looks nothing like Dean; he’s just a middle-aged man with a beard. Also, he’s cute and may actually have some money. Go Tori!

Here’s the Daily Mail’s pitch-perfect write-up of “svelte” Tori’s date:

The pair were seen embracing in the street after a night at LA hotspot Level 8 and holding hands before kissing and hopping into the same car together.

Tori showed off her svelte figure in a plunging black blouse paired with flared trousers and sneakers.

Her platinum locks were styled in soft waves and she sported a red lip for her date.

Her dapper companion matched her look in an all-black ensemble.

The best part about Daily Mail articles is how every single sentence warrants a new paragraph. Never change, you problematic tabloid, you.

Dean announced he and Tori’s marriage was ending in back in June. So far, neither party has filed for divorce (too expensive). According to pro-Dean insiders, Tori is an attention-addict who used their marital and financial problems to stay relevant. They even said Tori moved her five kids into an RV over the summer to get public sympathy. The pro-Tori side accuses Dean of being an absentee father who disrespected Tori by stepping out with his new girlfriend (and, well, cheating on her back in 2013). I think I’m Team… Therapy. Everyone here should go to therapy. Especially the five kids.