Luxury car Commercials are so stupid. Let’s face it, there’s a pomposity about luxury car ads that makes them even more fun to poke at, especially when celebrities are thrown in to add their star power, and I guess, so the people who would buy such vehicles can tell themselves they’re on the same level with celebrities? (Hint: People are people.) I don’t know; I’m no marketing expert. But somebody out there in car-selling land thinks celebrity endorsements — and especially celebrities all dressed up in their finest suits — will sell those fancy vehicles to the one percent. And, if you are a luxury automobile headquartered in Britain, who better than THE HIDDLES (I’m saying it’s high time he’s on the same level as SWINTON) to peddle your shit get rich people to buy fancy cars? Jaguar being Jag-U-ar, not only did they get THE HIDDLES; they also brought in a nerded-up Nux (and an actual jaguar) as added star power. WITNESS THEM!
Is that not the most ridiculously stupid commercials you’ve ever seen? Oh crap, I said ridiculously sexy, didn’t I? Well, it’s kinda sexy too, isn’t it? Those boys can sell anything.
Now go forth and RULE THE ROADS, kittens. Me, I’m going to hang out with BadHIDDLES™.