Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain Throw the Worst Parties Ever

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | October 20, 2015 |

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | October 20, 2015 |

A little help here, people? I just watched this MTV After Hours skit where Josh Horowitz is invited to a really bad party that just happens to be hosted by Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston, playing on their Crimson Peak oddness. Maybe I’m getting old, or maybe I don’t get what funny is anymore, but it just looked like a hot mess, with good actors playing over-the-top bad actors. That said, I was able to pull plenty of amusing gifs from it; is that what we’re supposed to do?

This happened.

And, apparently Tom doesn’t like phones at his pretend parties.

You’re not used to him dancing like this (and frankly, I can’t believe the Hiddles would tarnish his reputation so!):

Then again, he did make up for it with this:

Things got a teensy bit kinky.

And there was an emotional Avengers-related tale.

Finally, Jessica took her moment to shine, threatening Horowitz with some very descriptive bodily harm if he broke Tommy-boy’s delicate heart.

I guess the party ended better for some than others?

Still, they are Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston, so their worst party is still probably hella better than anything I’ve ever been to.

Here’s the full video:

Now, get offa Cindy Davis’, (Twitter) lawn!