You know what’s fun? A good rapper beef in the time of Twitter. You can watch the back and forth while gauging fan support in real-time, without anything but verbal violence. It’s fun!

Today’s hashtag is #RIPNickCannon for his pitiful attempt at a diss track aimed at one Mr. Marshall Mathers, Eminem himself. See how far you can make it into Cannon’s rap before you shut the whole thing off.

It’s TERRIBLE, takes aim at Eminem for raising a child that isn’t his, allegedly engaging in gay sex, and also calls out his ex-wife Kim and daughter Hailey. All of this because Eminem rapped about banging Mariah Carey… and other insults to Cannon over the years. Both rappers are problematic, obviously, but the schadenfreude is too much to resist right now.

Cannon even retweeted all the background a newcomer needs to choose sides and revel in the memes.

Nick Cannon fires back at Eminem.

"I f*ck with Crack, but the white boy, he fuck with crack/Pills and smack/Shady about to relapse/Call Kim, somebody get Hailie" #ComplexNews pic.twitter.com/PlSQEHuB2P

— Complex (@Complex) December 9, 2019

OOF. The internet is choosing its fighter in this long-standing feud, and Eminem is the clear winner. At the time of this writing, Cannon’s song has only 32,000 likes and a whopping 161,000 dislikes on YouTube. Not only that, but Twitter is on fire about the whole situation. It’s glorious.

@NickCannon going after @Eminem with that weak sauce diss and @Wikipedia knowing what’s up. #ripnickcannon #ripWildnOut pic.twitter.com/dPOjGobxch

— Jad Kaado (@jadkaado) December 10, 2019

Nahh This shit too serious 😂😂😂😂😂#ripnickcannon pic.twitter.com/9tAbAR4Vyx

— RIP Juice WRLD 💔 (@eyezthelight) December 10, 2019

THEY GOT A GOFUND ME FOR THAT MANS FUNERAL LMAO I'm weak #ripnickcannon pic.twitter.com/y8a8zxeAbY

— Freeces (@ThisOffendsMeTV) December 10, 2019

He's trying too hard to get some attention Em don't need to reply to shit #ripnickcannon pic.twitter.com/PwLaaKG4Tj

— xxHunterxx (@duckthoz) December 10, 2019

thank you Mac Miller for this fire line🔥🔥🔥 #ripnickcannon pic.twitter.com/FyHypY3DC2

— hanim. (@fifipeanuts) December 10, 2019

Machine Gun Kelly right now #ripnickcannon pic.twitter.com/fgJ63AyCHC

— maxamole (@maxamoleme) December 10, 2019

he died 10 years ago tbh #ripnickcannon pic.twitter.com/szZAkNezyQ

— 𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙯𝙚𝙧𝙠 (@berzerkshow) December 10, 2019

Don’t think ⁦@NickCannon⁩ really thought his plan through… #ripnickcannon pic.twitter.com/YHMvfbmzEM

— S.o.F (@Bogeye_) December 9, 2019

That boy Nick took 10 years to reply to an Eminem diss track and showed up with:

— A squad of his boys

— Autotune

— Punchlines about Elvis

— Suge Knight’s dusty ass talking shit

This is gonna be a massacre bro 🤦‍♂️#RIPNickCannon

— 𝔼𝕝𝕧𝕚𝕤 ℙ𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕝𝕪 (@SwitchThaWeirdo) December 9, 2019

Do you think this is how Cannon saw this playing out in his head?

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