It is a truly auspicious day.
First, Brian Posehn, he of Mr. Show and other delightful things, posted this:
If @TheRock said "I'm gonna eat your pussy off", women would swoon. I say it once in a Target and my wife wants a divorce.— Brian Posehn (@thebrianposehn) April 17, 2015
Then, THE MOTHERFUCKING ROCK POSTED THIS.
@thebrianposehn True buddy, but when I say it, it's always with a wink and smile. You moan and rub your balls. So I heard.— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) April 17, 2015
Because he is perfect. Posehn was surprised indeed and had to request advice from a friend more experienced in this area.
GUYS, DWAYNE JOHNSON HAS JOKES.
This has been a Twitter exchange between three giants of comedy. The Rock might have won this whole round.