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The Met Gala 2016: Fancy Robot Gladiator Condoms

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | May 2, 2016 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | May 2, 2016 |


It’s that time again, everyone. From Nerd Prom, we head straight into Cool Kid Prom. And none of us are worthy.

Beyonce is wearing the world’s fanciest condom.

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The theme for shoes seems to be “Courtney’s first-ever issue of Seventeen Magazine in 1995.”

Alicia Vikander is superhero gladiator robot chic casual. It’s a very specific look.

Alicia Vikander wearing Louis Vuitton by @NicolasGhesquiere for the Met Gala in New York City. Photo by @PatrickDemarchelier #LouisVuitton #MetGala

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Kendall Jenner, the one with a job, is wearing the fanciest, most elaborate cat’s cradle.

@kendalljenner smoldered at the #metgala in a @versace_official cut out gown. Thoughts? #fashionbombdaily #fashion #style #instastyle #instafashion #celebritystyle #realstyle #metgala #metball #manusxmachina #metgala2016 #metball2016 #kendalljenner #versace

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Gaga is superior.

#MetGala2016 So, I've been following the fashions of the #metgala and what not. Big names coming in with nothing like OMFG. I'd have to say at this moment my #OMG highlight is @ladygaga. The look is edgy all to be damned and those fucking #HEELS! The first to give me life💁 #ladygaga #pawsup #littlemonsters #mothermonster #gaga #queen #slay #love #fashion #monsters #beautiful

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Emma Watson is neither robot, nor gladiator, nor fancy condom, and lady behind her KNOWS IT.

@emmawatson #MetGala #EmmaWatson #ManusxMachina

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I just…I love her. She is futuristic Marisa Tomei Tina Turner Xana-DO IT ALL and I love it.

#LadyGaga #MetBall2016 #celebrity #celebritytea #celebrityblogger #entertainment #hollywood #gossip #blogger #news #metgala #fashion

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Kerry Washington is actual hotness replete with bambino.

Kerry Washington really got into the costume theme while showing off her baby bump with baby #2. #MetGala #kerrywashington #scandal #scandalabc #metgala2016 #metball #metball2016 #manusxmachina #fashion #fashionista #fashiondiaries #fashionstyle #fashionpost #style #stylediaries #costume #hair #redhair #baby #babybump #celebritynews #styleinspo #costumeparty #blackgirlsrock #blackgirlmagic #blackisbeautiful #melanin #mommytobe

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And Kate Hudson is toilet paper.

kind of obsessing over this dress #atelierversace #MetGala #ManusxMachina #TheFirstMondayInMay #KateHudson

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Karlie Kloss is less crumpled toilet paper.

@karliekloss stuns the #metgala in this all-white dress with cut-outs in all the right places! (📸regram @metmuseum) #What Are your thoughts ? #MiaProduction #entertainment #411 #news #fashion #style #designer #metgala #ootd #karliekloss #whitedress #metball2016

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Kylie Jenner, the least employed of all the Kardashian-Jenners, is wearing a full-length version of Isabella Rossellini’s necklace from Death Becomes Her.

Another balmain look! Met Gala Slayage part 4 #obsessed #metgala #inspo #womensclothing #womensfashion #women #ootd #outfit #outfitpost #outfitinspo #outfitoftheday #outfitinspiration #look #lookbook #lookoftheday #style #styleblog #styleinspo #styleblogger #streetwear #styleinspo #streetstyle #strappyheels #styleoftheday #detail #details #design #luxury #fashion #inspo #outfit #beautyblog #beautyblogger

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So is Ciara.

#Ciara #MetGala #YolondaFrederick #ceasarDo #Slayed #Queen

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And so is this person.

Incredible look. Metallic is trend at met Gala this year💕 Manus x machina: fashion in an age of technology #poppydelevingne #metallic #blogger #metgala #elegant

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Selena Gomez is wearing a…I’m not 100% sure what’s happening here. Sundress and pleather vest.

Selena posando para as fotos no Tapete Vermelho do #METGala #selenagomez #selena #sel #selly #selenator #selenators #selenamariegomez #gomez #revival

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The Smith siblings are here to kick ass and do some fucking alchemy and they’re all out of asses.

🔥🔥🔥 #metgala

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Toilet paper. Toilet paper everywhere. The theme, it should be noted, is technology.

#ManusXMachina #MetGala @karolinakurkova por @marchesafashion #DIADAModa #DIADAInternacional #metgala2016 #diada #equipo #creativo #productora #eventos #argentina

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YAS SOLANGE. If you’re going toilet paper, THIS IS HOW YOU GO TOILET PAPER.

Sneak peek!! Solange prior to her Met Gala entrance. 🍋🍋🍋

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Lupita is a beautiful land mermaid.

Gorgeous gals! @Lupita_Nyongo, @MargotRobbie and @EmWatson pose at the #MetGala

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Rita Ora is a majestic Becky bird.

#ritaora always delivers! #MetGala2016 #MetGala #ManusXMachina

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Jessica Chastain is wearing, like, a fine dress. *shrug*

#JessicaChastain radiates Hollywood glamour in a @Prada dress. #MetGala #ManusxMachina

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Zoe Saldana is wearing A THOUSAND BIRDS AND WISHDREAMS. Thank you, Jesus, I was dying of fine-dress and toilet-paper boredom.

#ZoeSaldana makes an entrance at this year's #MetGala in @DolceGabbana. #ManusxMachina

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Zendaya looks beautiful, seen here with the much-requested “lime cat” haircut.

Goddess #zendaya #metgala

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This is a dress made from the hides of a thousand nesting dolls.

Met Gala 2016 | Baile de Gala do Met ✨ 👉 @mirandakerr ✨ #Look 👉 @maisonvalentino ✔️ #MetBall #MetGala #Met2016 #manusxmachina ✨ #WomanFocus #BrandInstagram _______________________________________ #ootd #outfitoftheday #lookoftheday #fashion #fashiongram #style #love #cool #outfit #fashionista #instastyle #instafashion #amazing #girl #lookdodia #instacool #valentino #sexy #chic #woman #mirandakerr #red

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BABIES! One has a pretty dress, one is on-theme. I’m not here to name names.

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Zoe Kravitz is a goddamn fairy creature and of course she is. Look at her parents. I refuse to believe they could create a mere mortal.

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SJP is. Welp. She sure is.

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Kim looks nice. Her hair is wonky, but the dress is on-theme. Kanye seems to be wearing a bedazzled jean jacket that possibly has an airbrushed cat on it, no big d—

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😭😭😭 #Kimye #kimkardashian #kanye #metgala

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GAH HOLY SHITFUCKGODDAMN

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Zayn Malick has ROBOT ARMS.

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Diane von Furstenberg has BUTTERFLY HEAD.

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Claire Danes is THAT ONE DOLL I HAD IN 1988 THAT LIT UP. PJ SPARKLES.

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Blake Lively is Blake Lively.

B L A K E 💎 #blogger #fashionblogger #venezuelanblogger #fashion #style #lifestyle #fashioninstagramer #metball #metgala #metgala2016 #metball2016 #blakelively #fancycarpet #fancyvunkercarpet #venezuela #trendsetter #fncyvunker #fashionista #instafashion #fancyvunker #fancyvunkerblog

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Katy Perry’s eyebrows went bye bye. This one COMMITS. ANNA WILL NEVER RESPECT YOU LIKE YOU WANT HER TO, KATY.

Lupita is Cindy Lou Who IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME.

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Madonna is butts.

Will.i.am is my great-grandpa’s poker visor mixed with Marty McFly as fancy cowboy as reimagined by Robert Rodriguez.

This entire image is what I imagined me and my friends looked like as munchkins in The Wizard of Oz in fifth grade.

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What I actually looked like in the Wizard of Oz in fifth grade. It would actually fare pretty well at the Met Gala.

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Kristen Stewart WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. Just generally. Tonight she is wearing a dress and fancy hair and WILL ALSO FUCKING KILL YOU.

Tuff chick Kristen Stewart #MetGala #koosundels

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Jared Leto as he sees himself every day.

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