I mean, you shouldn’t feed the trolls, but exceptions can be made:

Hi @pattonoswalt: Just found it a funny bit within a funny set. Have you done an update and visited your 2009 self? Happy Holidays!

— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) December 2, 2014

"Time Machine": @PattonOswalt on Obama c. 2009. ~ http://t.co/98SZTweCoy

— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) December 1, 2014

.@AdamBaldwin If you'd take Ayn Rand's dick out of your mouth for two seconds, Adam, you'd notice the many uses of "what if" in the bit.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2014

@AdamBaldwin No update. It's how I felt at the time. I criticize him for drones & torture, praise him for gay rights & health care.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2014

@AdamBaldwin Sorry I lashed out earlier. But thanks for making me think up the phrase "Ayn Rand's dick." That was worth it.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2014

Oh, Patton. You softie. You should never apologize to Baldwin, for the very reason pointed out by this gentleman:

@1lb_cake @pattonoswalt @AdamBaldwin Baldwin supports the harassment of women. End of story. Epilogue: go fuck yourself

— M Carens-Nedelsky (@MC_Nedelsky) December 2, 2014

To sum: 1) The bit that Baldwin points to is still as funny as ever, even 5 years later, and 2) never, ever leave Twitter again, Oswalt.

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