That Time Mark Wahlberg Almost Treated Terrorism Like Reese Witherspoon's Dad, and Other Stupid Things Famous People Say

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 19, 2012 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 19, 2012 |

Feel it, feel it.

You may have heard this, but it would appear Mark Wahlberg may have said something stupid. But he’s not the only one. Far from it. Celebrities are, and I don’t mean to generalize, dumber than shit on a shitboat.

Here are some of the dumbest things they’ve said. This is by no means a comprehensive list, because it would go forever, a mobius strip of dipshit, and I can’t do that to you. By the time it was finished, you’d be drooling like the end of Cuckoo’s Nest.

“Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me.” - Paris Hilton

“So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them.” - Barbara Bush

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguilera

“It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.” - Linda Evangelista

“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.” - Dan Quayle

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken. By the sea.” - Jessica Simpson. She also frequently says “I don’t wear maternity clothes” which gets my maternity pants wearing side-eye.

“Something something something RAPE.” - Johnny Depp, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, etc., etc.

“I love Hitler.” - John Galliano