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Sometimes You Need a Natalie Dormer Photoset and a Doritos Crust Pizza to Get Through the Morning

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | December 8, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | December 8, 2014 |

Natalie Dormer is on the cover of Nylon magazine this month, doing that thing with her mouth and driving us crazy (some of us in a bad way, most of us in a great way). There’s some blah blah blah about Game of Thrones, and about how her hair will grow back, and about her fiance (YOU CAN DO BETTER, NATALIE), but none of you care about that. What you care about is seeing her do that thing with her mouth.






If that doesn’t jumpstart your morning (especially the photo with the stuffed deer in the background because REASONS), then maybe skip out early for your lunch break and go to Pizza Hut, where they are now offering Doritos Crust Pizza. It will ensure that Natalie Dormer will never, ever hook up with you, but what the fuck do you care? She’s engaged. There’s nothing left to live for anyway. INDULGE.


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