Most celebrities announce pregnancies with a People exclusive following weeks of being photographed with a hand delicately placed atop the minorest of belly bloats.

But not RDJ. Not our man.

Yo. Susan. Me. Baby. Girl. November. Scorpio?

— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) July 9, 2014

And that’s all she wrote. Well played, sir. Well played.

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