Queen Beyonce Shows You How to Dispel a Pregnancy Rumor Like a F**king Boss

There are lots of rumors flying around about Beyonce and Jay-Z’s relationship, basically since the elevator incident a few months ago, in which Beyonce’s sister, Solange, beat the crap out of Jay Z. (notice how he didn’t hit back, Ray Rice?) Some have suggested that Beyonce and Jay-Z’s marriage is on the rocks. Others have suggested — and these rumors have been flamed by the NY Post — that Beyonce is pregnant with a second child, which some are speculating is all part of their plan to save the marriage. Also, Illuminati.

She took to social media, however, to dispel those rumors.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN TO YOU?

Would a pregnant woman be drinking this?

Show me where the bump is? SHOW ME WHERE THE FUCKING BABY BUMP IS, TABLOIDS?

Does this look like a marriage on the rocks? HUH? What have you got to say about this, PAGE SIX?

/mic drop

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