No, Sarah Ferguson is Not Hiding in Priscilla Presley's House

Ever since the former Prince Andrew was stripped of his official titles and briefly arrested, his ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson, has gone curiously quiet. The one-time Duchess who spent years living with her ex and cashing in on her royal title is desperately avoiding press attention after it was revealed she was far cozier with dead sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein than she previously admitted. She’s in those files quite a lot, begging Epstein for money, a job, and even his hand in marriage.

This seems to be the final nail in the coffin for Fergie’s life as a public figure. Once celebrated as the comeback queen, she’s been mired in controversies for years over millions of pounds of accrued debt and a tabloid sting that saw her selling access to her ex for big bucks. Truly, she and Andy were made for one another. But where in the world is Sarah Ferguson? She hasn’t been seen in public in months, which is unusual given her love of the limelight. Some reports suggested she’d run off to a wildly expensive spa in Switzerland for a few weeks. Now that she’s been kicked out of her ex’s house and has to make her own living arrangements, the press has speculated about her location. Did her daughters buy her a new house, or is she living with one of them? Is she in Dubai? Is she couch-surfing in the house of another convicted sex offender? Or is she staying with Elvis’s ex?

Apparently, Fergie was good friends with Lisa Marie Presley and even spoke at her public memorial in 2023. This was enough to fuel a rumour in Page Six (and eventually The Daily Mail) that she’d gone to hide out in her mother Priscilla Presley’s house to avoid questions over Epstein. Sure. Why not? If you’re going to freeload, go for the person who used to live in Graceland. But Priscilla’s spokesperson was quick to declare to People that this rumour was ‘totally false.’ She does not need that kind of bad energy in her life. She’s already got a weird lawsuit to deal with.

Meanwhile, both Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie will be avoiding this year’s royal Easter church service. It’s unclear whether they stepped back to avoid further drama or if King Charles wants them out of the way. It must suck to know your parents are both corrupt numpties but I’m sure they’ll be okay with their millions. There is a push from some corners to strip them of their titles too. Go for it. Hey, why stop there? Get rid of them all. It’s a good time to be on Team Abolish the Monarchy.