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President Box-of-Hair-for-Brains Finally Did It: He Started a Twitter Feud with Chrissy Teigen

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | September 9, 2019 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | September 9, 2019 |


Last week, Donald Trump spent the entire week belaboring how right he was that Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian (it was not), going so far as forcing the National Weather Service to stand down before #Hurricanegate finally ended with this, tweeted around midnight Saturday night:

Somehow, it was only the second most embarrassing thing he did last week, because he also invited the Taliban to Camp David for peace negotiations two days before the 9/11 anniversary, only to call off those peace negotiations because — surprise! — a goddamn terrorist group known to chant “Death to America” did not acquiesce to the demands of *checks notes* the American President.

It’s a new week, however, and President Sh*t for Brains has gotten it off to a solid start by starting a feud with … Chrissy Teigen? During an MSNBC special hosted by Lester Holt last night, John Legend spoke about the need for criminal reform, and the President — who has swamp-ass between his ears — took issue because he wasn’t getting enough credit, calling out Lester Holt, John Legend, and … why not? Chrissy Teigen.

John Legend, naturally, took it all in stride.

And then Legend went in for the kill:

Ouch. That one burnt my nose hairs. Don’t bring a three-celled amoeba with a thumb and a smartphone to a gunfight, folks. Teigen — the filthy-mouthed wife who the President blocked a couple of years ago — also weighed in, delivering filthy-mouthed poetry.

Did #PresidentPussyAssBitch trend within hours? Mmmm. I don’t know, actually, because I don’t think Twitter would allow it to trend, although at the moment, #TeamChrissy, Chrissy Teigen, #filthymouthedwife, and John Legend are all trending.

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