People Are Freaking Out Over Something in This Picture of Justin Bieber--Can You Find It?
Justin Bieber, Summer’s Eve made sentient and taking human form, posted this photo yesterday. AND PEOPLE ARE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT IT.
Alright everyone. Your entire youth of finding Waldo and pretending you saw something in those Magic Eye pictures (you’re all goddamn liars) has led to this one moment. What are we supposed to be seeing in this picture?
Is it that he’s wearing the came-with-the-phone headphones? Possible. For starters I am certain Bieber has hugely greasy ears and those don’t mix well with hard plastic earbuds, and would be shocked to know he doesn’t wear headphones made of dead tiger bones.
Is it that he cut off his dumb white boy dreadlocks? No, that was SO last week, guys, try to keep up.
Is it the tiny remnants of possible hair growth on his face, because our wittle baby Justin might finally be getting ready to grow a mustache when he gets a wittle bit older? Naw, he’s still got a long way to go before that magic moment.
You give up? Look by his eye.
That’s a tattoo. Apparently. Allegedly it’s a cross and not a minor freckle or aggressively popped pimple or actually invisible.
Sure why not. You know what, I’ll blow it up all the way and maybe we’ll finally get it.
That makes more sense. Anyway, thanks for playing along with our new game that we’ll retitle “what the hell is wrong with Justin Bieber fans?”