You folks remember Papa John’s founder John Schnatter, right? He founded Papa John’s in 1984 but was ousted from his own company last year after not only using the n-word but describing graphic violence against black people during a media training call. Yeah, that guy. Also, the guy who blamed declining pizza sales on NFL players taking a knee.
Anyway, he doesn’t look so good, which might be because he’s ordered 40 Papa John’s pizza in the last 30 days. Also, he’s very disgruntled about having been fired, saying that the people who replaced him “stole the company, and now they’ve destroyed the company,” and that they “used the black community” to conspire against him, and that “the way they’re making the pizza is just not fundamental to what makes a Papa John’s pizza.” He should know. He’s had 40 of them in the last 30 days.
That is not healthy. You can actually see the pizza grease seeping from his pores.
The Papa John interview is lovely pic.twitter.com/bpDMDm9t9G— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 26, 2019
Obviously, Twitter had a field day.
Papa John launching nukes from his secret volcano lair where the lava is marinara and his chair is like a garlic knot or something I dunno you get the picture— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) November 26, 2019
I woke up too early and made the mistake of looking at twitter instead of meditating or reading something useful and now I’m just sad about a dead koala and grossed out by papa john.😞😞😞— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) November 26, 2019
Papa John looking like that Alien in MIB that needs sugar water constantly. pic.twitter.com/9alqtONnQn— Julio (@X_staythepath) November 26, 2019
“Homosexuality is an abomination!” shouted Papa John as he poured grease onto his head and called it a pizza. https://t.co/PCJvCKhci6— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 26, 2019
Papa John looks like he fucked up during a tour of Wonka's factory— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) November 26, 2019
Papa John looks like Simon Cowell’s Tony Clifton. pic.twitter.com/IvpSaFR2VF— Pat Healy (@Pat_Healy) November 26, 2019
Man, Papa John's got the kind of look here that screams "Must….find….new….host….body….quickly…." pic.twitter.com/0aif6WnhOV— Flying Turkey Not (@Notintheface1) November 26, 2019
Papa John sounds like he’s been eating nothing but cigarettes since his ouster pic.twitter.com/5I3PLajrJp— Kyle Bandujo (@kylebandujo) November 26, 2019
Every day Papa John wakes up and goes to Disneyland by himself. He only wants to go one one ride. The wet. He rides Grizzly River Run without a pancho so he can “feel again”. After riding the wet ride, he returns home, still dripping with wet, and screams at a garlic knot. pic.twitter.com/Uzl9RWci0K— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) November 26, 2019
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