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Nicki Minaj Says She Fornicates 3-4 Times a Night

By Kate Hudson | Celebrity | January 7, 2019 |

By Kate Hudson | Celebrity | January 7, 2019 |


Nicki Minaj took to twitter to set the record straight about how many times she has sex in a given night, because I know you were all wondering.

So, I am no prude, but I am also very aware that there are only 24 hours in a day. Devoting that much time towards doin’ it honestly seems excessive. More power to Nicki, I’m happy she’s enjoying a fulfilling sex life…but if you’re having sex 3-4 times per night, that’s got to eat into to a lot of your (limited) free time each evening.

I did a little bit of research, and the average heterosexual couple has sex for 19 minutes per session. If Nicki Minaj is doing that 3-4 times per night, that’s roughly 57 - 76 minutes per night spent doing it. Friends, that’s basically 2 episodes of any hour-long tv show (sans commercials) she could be streaming instead. I think what we can insinuate here is that Nicki is caught up on very few shows in her DVR queue, so don’t ask her if she’s seen Birdbox yet, ok? Chances are she hasn’t.

When I first saw her tweet, I was a bit shocked. Not because of the content, because whatever, but more to the point that I too do certain activities 3-4 times per night. In that moment, I had never felt closer to Nicki.

So, while Nicki Minaj is having sex 3-4 times per night, this is what I’m doing 3-4 times per night:

Checking my phone, starting at 9 pm, to see if it’s late enough for me to go to bed yet.

Refreshing Twitter (and not just to see if Nicki Minaj is talking about her sex life, more.)

Drinking either cans of sparkling water, or cups of herbal tea, because I’m wild like that.

Watching episodes of Supernatural, because Overlord Tori finally convinced me to try it, so I started watching in early November and, friends, I’m only on season 10. I honestly watch about 3-4 episodes per day and there are still seasons of reruns to get through.

Checking my work email to make sure I haven’t forgotten anything, because I’m all about responsibility!

I don’t want to make Nicki jealous, but I certainly have a variety of things I do every evening, multiple times, too. It’s not just her. Additionally, since she’s committing up to an hour and a half each night to one activity, I kind of feel like she’s missing out—there’s beauty in diversification. Also, I think she’d probably like Birdbox, so maybe she should consider branching out.

Finally, I will leave you with this clip, because I always think of this exchange any time a celebrity comes out with a lot of details and information on their sex life. Enjoy!

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