Unfortunately, the snake in question is of the non-euphemistic, wholly literal variety. Still impressive though, no?

NPH traded his shirt for a snake for a photo shoot promoting his Broadway run of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Broadway World has also released some pictures from the show, so good luck getting any work done for the rest of your day. Possibly, life.

Via Broadway World

Vivian Kane would really like a tutorial from whoever did NPH’s guyliner. That’s some pro smokey work.

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