Miley Cyrus Finally Calls Drumpf The Nightmare That He Is
Around the Pajiba offices, we make decisions the old-fashioned way: by asking “What Would Miley Do?”. It’s led Courtney to some amazing fashion choices, TK’s tape-over-nipples phase, and my decision to air my tongue out at all times.
Miley is once again guiding us with her flawless call-out of Drumpf:
Amen, sister! Drumpf is 98% nightmare and 2% yeast infection.
Miley also let Drumpf supporters know that she thinks they suck ass too:
Yes . That is a tear rolling down my cheek dripping off the end of my nose….. This makes me so unbelievable scared and sad…. Not only for our country but for animals that I love more than anything in this world…. My heart is broken into a 100000 pieces ….. I think I may vomit …. That picture on the right is so disturbing…. YOU are not destiny! It is not your job to decide when a living things life is over …. & YOU DT ARE NOT GOD NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU ARE!!! (& if he doesn't think he is "God" he thinks he is the fucking chosen one or some shit! We're all just fucking jam between his rich ass toes! Honestly fuck this shit I am moving if this is my president! I don't say things I don't mean! )
Perhaps you are wondering who Miley is backing in this campaign cycle. Perhaps you need guidance in your voting come November. Fret not, Miley has your answer:
Miley has a free pass from me to hump as many teddy bears, wear as many ridiculous clothes, and release as many idiotically-named albums as her giant heart desires. You guys, WWMD? Call out Drumpf and his fans for their vindictive views and for what they truly are.