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Meet Your Newest Ally, Anti-Vaxxers: Chet Hanks

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | August 10, 2021 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | August 10, 2021 |


Tom Hanks, America’s Dad and the first major American celebrity to be infected with COVID-19, is a believer in science and vaccines. He’s beloved and well-respected, and maybe the only person in America who could play Fred Rogers and not get any pushback.

Then there’s Tom Hanks’ son, Chet Hanks — the guy with the Jamaican patois — who apparently has not received his COVID-19 vaccination and scoffs at those who have. In the video below, Chet at first claims that he has received the vaccine and that everyone should get it before pulling a ‘PSYCH.’ In 2021.

PSYCH. Bitch! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! I never had COVID. Y’ain’t sticking me with that motherf*cking needle! It’s the motherf*cking flu. Get over it, OK?”

You hear that, anti-vaxxers? Look who you are in league with now: Chet Hanks! You are refusing to get the vaccine, stocking up on horse dewormer, filling up hospitals, and agreeing with Chet Hanks! If Chet Hanks opposing the vaccine is not reason enough to get your jabs, I don’t know what is. Marjorie Taylor Greene, too many dead conservative politicians and talk radio show hosts to count, and Chet Hanks. Do you really want to agree with Chet Hanks on something as important as our public health?

Don’t be like Chet Hanks. Get your vaccination, because the only thing more deadly than COVID is stupidity.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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