Matt Damon Offers to Show His 'Weird Penis' to Jessica Chastain
Jessica Chastain is a fan of odd British television, like a show called “Embarrassing Bodies,” where people apparently display their embarrassing body parts for examination. In this clip from The Graham Norton Show, Chastain discusses a particular episode on weird penises.
They’re all kind of weird, aren’t they? They’re strange one-eyed appendages that hang hang between one’s legs used for disposing waste, like God’s septic hose, only with a lot more nerve endings and the ability to populate the Earth.
It’s even weirder when Matt Damon (JOKINGLY) offers to show his weird penis.
I look forward to Matt Damon’s apology later this week.