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• After Brian Austin Green Break-Up, Megan Fox Appears in Boyfriend's New Music Video
• The Bruce Willis/Emma Heming Quarantine Saga is Finally Over as the Married Couple Reunites
• Christoper Reeve's Son, Will, Caught on 'Good Morning America' Without Pants
• Macaulay Culkin Looks Good as Hell 'Dancing' on Stage with Lizzo
• Cyber Harassment: A Crime Without Consequences?
• Nailed It! Nicole Byer Just Wants a Man with a Large Package
• Celebrity Social Media Round-Up: Blake Lively, Kristen Bell, Antoni Porowski
• What Did Groot Say At The End Of 'Avengers: Infinity War'?
• Is It That Hard to Live as a Beautiful Woman?
• Is Ben Mendelsohn's 'Ready Player One' Character a Scientology Easter Egg?
• Sean Penn's MeToo Poem Is Terrible
• Amy Poehler Slaps Down the NRA Over the Use of a 'Parks and Recreation' GIF
• Sia Thwarts Paparazzi by Posting Nude Photo of Herself
• Let's Marinate on Bisexual Rose Tyler Making Out with the New Doctor
• Did Anna Faris Really Say That About Chris Pratt?
• Dear Diary: Is It Weird That Alex Jones Turns Me On?
• Unfriending My Trump-Supporting Dad Was Essential Self-Care
• Twitter Reacts After the United Airlines Story Moves to the Victim-Blaming Stage
• Is Paul Ryan Hotter With the Beard or Without?
• Power Ranking the GOP's Best Dad Bods
• Mike Pence's Interview with 'Time' Magazine This Morning Turned Inexplicably Awkward
• Admitted Molester and Philanderer Josh Duggar Continues to Be Doing Fine
• Did You Remember that Scarlett Johansson Was Married? Yeah, So, About That
• Reminder: Be Gentle with Your Sex Dolls
• Meet Khary Payton, Who Plays Ezekiel on 'The Walking Dead'?
• John Cusack's 30-Year-Dating History Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
• Ignorant Hatred Is the Real Scourge Overtaking America
• Where is the Flight 462 Character on 'Fear The Walking Dead'?
• 'The Walking Dead': Who Died in the Season Finale? Negan, Lucille
• 'The Walking Dead': Did Dwight Shoot and Kill Daryl?
• Max Landis Butthurt After Lexi Alexander Twitter Rant on White, Male Privilege
• Abraham's Comic Death Replaced by Denise on 'The Walking Dead'
• 10 Irish-Born Actors Who Can Get It, Ranked Objectively
• 'The Walking Dead' 'The Same Boat': Carol Kills the 'Carol of the Saviors'
• What Was Morgan Building on 'The Walking Dead'?
• 'The Walking Dead' 'Knots Untie' Episode Recap
• 'The Walking Dead' 'Next World': Will Michonne Die?
• Why Daryl Dixon Might Get 'Lucille'd by Negan on 'The Walking Dead'
• Short Hotties Standing Next to Tall People
• Ben Affleck Got a Massive Back Tattoo Because He's a Mid-Life Crisis Cliche
• Could You Identify Kylie Jenner in a Photo Line-Up?
• 'The Daily Show' Brings a Low Point Into an Otherwise Stellar Week of Guests
• What Happened in 'The Walking Dead' Prologue?
• Donald Trump Is an Asshole
• Yoga Class Cancelled Due to Fears of Cultural Appropriation
• 'The Walking Dead': What Happened to Glenn?
• Plus-Sized Model Endeavors to Launch an Unretouched Photo Revolution
• 'The Walking Dead': Is Austin Amelio Dwight, Negan's Lieutenant?
• John Oliver's Hero Gives Birth To His First Child
• The Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale NannyGate Situation Just Got Super Creepy
• Megan Fox Is Super Intelligent
• 'The Walking Dead': What Does 'Dolor Hic Tibi Proderit Olim' Mean?
• 20 Incongruous Modeling Photos from Before They Were Famous
• You're Alright, January Jones. You're Alright
• 'The Walking Dead': Who Was Yelling at Morgan?
• Did Kevin Rape Jenny On 'The League'?
• Listening to Secret Audio Tapes of Jared Fogle Will Require Multiple Showers
• This Old Bill Cosby Interview with Sofia Vergara is Super Creepy
• 'The Walking Dead': Is Glenn Really Dead?
• Actresses You Didn't Know Were the Offspring of Famous Celebrities Edition
• Here's the 'Sex' Scene Where Daniel Radcliffe Fell In Love with Erin Darke
• Did Robert Die in the Bloody 'Downton Abbey' Scene?
• 'The Walking Dead': What's the Deal with the Letter 'A' -- Carol, Wolves
• Not All Men Age Better Than Their Female Counterparts
• Chrissy Teigen and John Legend One Step Closer to Repopulating the Earth in their Image
• Rose McGowan Hijacked a Political Gala and Live-Tweeted It
• Amy Poehler Covers Bette Midler's 'The Rose'
• Anne Hathaway Returns Her Eggs Four Times
• 'The Walking Dead,' 'First Time Again': Were the Wolves Playing The Horn?
• Shirtless, 48-Year-Old Vin Diesel Is Basically Garbage Now
• Here's a Photo of Frances McDormand Drinking Wine on a Toilet
• Claire Danes Discusses Home-Wrecking Mary Louise Parker's Relationship with Billy Crudup
• Jason Momoa Reunites with His 'Game of Thrones' Co-Star Emilia Clarke
• Matt Damon Offers to Show His 'Weird Penis' to Jessica Chastain
• Helen Mirren Boobs Have Been Retired From Public Life
• Azealia Banks Profanity-Fueled Rant Against the Gay Community
• 'Ghost Adventures' Couple Found Dead in an Apparent Murder-Suicide
• Peter Dinklage Spit His Gum Into His Wife's Mouth at the Emmys
• A Facebook Troll Brilliantly Handled the Homophobes Who Freaked Out Over Rainbow-Colored Doritos
• Steve Rannazzisi Admits of Elaborate Lie About 9/11 Escape
• Cara Delevingne Calls Out Richard Madden For Calling Out Cara Delevingne
• Tom Hardy Gets Pissy with a Reporter For Asking About His Sexuality
• Ranking the 10 Garbage-iest Garbage People of the Summer
• Hayley Atwell May Have Some Serious Celebrity Dubsmash Competition
• Damon Wayans Staunchly Defends Bill Cosby: Those 'Bitches' Were 'Un-rape-able'
• The Internet Needs to Stop Saying that Taylor Swift Is in a 'Feud' with Other Musicians
• At Least There is Someone in the Duggar Family with Some Goddamn Sense
• Jennifer Lawrence Photographed in Bed with Kris Jenner
• Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg are Delightful, Real-Life Human Beings
• Henry Cavill's Penis Is Not Superman Endowed
• Madonna Shares Sweet Photo of Her and Ex-Husband Sean Penn
• Natalie Dormer Said Some Things That Sounded Terrible Out of Context
• Henry Cavill's Nerdiness Is Like a Jack Hammer to Your Pelvic Floor
• Shameless Braggart Tom Brady Enabled Poondog Ben Affleck's Affair with the Nanny
• Boobs vs. Guns: Miley Cyrus Endeavors to Manufacture Taylor Swift Feud
• Sex Scenes Between 'Game of Thrones' Body Doubles Leads to Real-Life Romance
• Henry Cavill on Sex Scenes: 'All You're Doing is Smacking Your Nuts Against Someone'
• Brooke Hogan Defends Hulk Hogan's Racist Comments, Should Really Stop Talking
• Ben Affleck Denies He's Dating the Nanny Jennifer Garner Had Fired
• Six Facts You Didn't Know About the 6 Men Who Have Played Rusty Griswold in the 'Vacation' Movies
• Daenerys' 'Game of Thrones' Body Double Pushes the Limits of Instagram's Nudity Policy
• This Week in 'Jesus Christ, Celebrities Are Hot'
• Watch Will Arnett's Performance of 'Everything Is Awesome' On 'Lip Sync Battle'
• Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to Divorce
• Can You Guess Who This 'Harry Potter' Actress Is Based on these Images?
• Paris Hilton Pranked Into Believing Her Plane Was About to Crash
• Queen Tracee Ellis Ross Dismissively Scoffed at Chris Brown at the BET Awards
• Mother Of Four Post Selfie of 'Perfect Body,' Reveals Perfect Imperfections
• Charlie Sheen Spent Father's Day Sh*tting All Over Denise Richards on Twitter
• Colin Jost Eviscerates Time Warner Cable In A Crowd-Pleasing Twitter Tirade
• Kit Harrington's Expression When Asked Who Would Die in the GoT Finale Is Priceless
• The Media Will Finally Know How To Report On Kristen Stewart and Her Girlfriend
• Dave Chapelle Says He'd Choose Rachel Dolezal In the Racial Draft
• Kids Talk About Caitlyn Jenner: 'Who She Wants to Be Is Who She Should Be'
• Tipsy Kate Moss Escorted Off Of Plane for Being Disruptive
• Twitter Did Not React Kindly to Beyonce's 'Big Announcement' This Morning
• No One Gives A Single Sh*t About Justin Bieber Anymore
• The Former Bruce Jenner Appears as a Woman on 'Vanity Fair' and Reveals Her New Name
• Erin Andrews Explains Why She Rolled Her Eyes During the Marriage Proposal on 'Dancing with the Stars'
• Anna Kendrick Demands to See Daario's Dick on 'Game of Thrones'
• John Travolta Defends Scientology Against Accusations Made by 'Going Clear'
• Big Boo from 'Orange is the New Black' Has Shed 50 Pounds
• Christina Hendricks Transitions from Gorgeous Redhead To Gorgeous Blonde
• Check Out the Makeover Arya Stark Got For Season 5 of 'Game of Thrones'
• Check Out Jared Leto's Hair in that Awkward Stage Between Allman Brother and the Joker
• Topless Chelsea Handler Allows Gravity to Demonstrate Her Boobs Aren't Fake (NSFW)
• Nicole Beharie Is Feeling Slighted by Her 'Sleepy Hollow' Producers
• Watch Jimmy Fallon and Kelly Clarkson Perform a 'History of Duets'
• Watch The Fantastic '50 Shades of Grey' Sketch Inexplicably Cut From This Week's 'SNL'
• Stephen Colbert Joins a Proud Late-Night Host Tradition, Grows Vacation Beard
• Danny Masterson Trashes Scientology Doc, Blames School Shootings on Prozac
• Charlie Sheen Comes to 'Hero' Brian Williams' Defense Against 'Cowards' and 'Oligarchs'
• Shirley Manson from Garbage Thinks Kanye Should Drink a Tall Glass of Shut the F*ck Up
• Colin Farrell Is Impressed with How Humble Ewan McGregor Is About His Enormous Dick
• Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Are Feuding Like Goddamn Millennials
• Sam Smith Quietly Settles Royalty Dispute Over Similarities Between 'Stay With Me' And a Tom Petty's 'Won't Back Down'
• Lindsay Lohan's Photoshopped Selfie Is Embarrassing on So Many Levels
• Phylicia Rashad Ignores Overwhelming Evidence Against Bill Cosby, Shames His Victims
• The 24 Best Christmas Songs of All Time From TV And Film
• When Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Take Sexy Photographs of One Another, the Internet Wins