Love Is Dead FOREVER: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Split
*runs in, divebombs post screaming “SO MUCH FOR HER HAPPY ENDING!” DID I GET THERE FIRST? DID I MAKE THE REFERENCE FIRST? Sigh. I have so little to live for.*
Anyway, these fucking two.
This rockstar romance may be coming to an end. Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger are headed for a split after a year of marriage, insiders reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly.
“It’s over,” a source tells Us. “He has been going around L.A. telling people that they are divorcing.”
“Rockstar.” You’re cute, Us Weekly. You’re cute.
It is not known if the two signed a prenup, but Canadian divorce law requires that, if the two split, 50% of her eyeliner and 50% of his goatee trimmings will go to the other party.
I thought they were only married for five minutes, but apparently I wrote this post about their engagement two years ago. I would imagine literally all of us forgot a) they are people and b) got married. So, good for us I guess. By the way, that two-years-ago post talked about the most horror-harbinging couples in Hollywood, and the only couple who still exists from that list is Kim and Kanye.
One unholy union to rule them all. Well played, Kimye. Who knew you two would be the ones to make it?