According to this story that’s been living rent-free in my head for days, Idris Elba is getting his own cooking show. Since Idris was one of the first folks voted into the Pajiba 10 Hall Of Fame it’s our duty nay, our PRIVILEGE, to come up with a good name for this show. Here are some I’ve been daydreaming about:
Idris Elba’s 30 Minute “Meals” (winkwinknudgenudge)
The Bare-Chested Chef
Spicy! (That’s it, just “Spicy!” And at the beginning of every show he has to stare into the camera and say the word spicy.)
The Best Thing I Ever Ate (already the perfect title, no notes.)
Guess What’s In My Apron with Idris Elba
Idris Gets Sizzlin’…In My Pants
Yes, Chef (with a live studio audience that Idris will banter with)
Breakfast In Bed With Idris
The Naked Chef (also perfect, just not the way Jamie Oliver meant it.)
Mmhh, He Can Coddle My Eggs Anytime
Scald Me! Scorch Me! Steep Me!
That last one um … ahem … Yeah anyway. I’ll, well, come on. You know where I’ll be.