Let's Dream About Names For Idris Elba's Cooking Show

According to this story that’s been living rent-free in my head for days, Idris Elba is getting his own cooking show. Since Idris was one of the first folks voted into the Pajiba 10 Hall Of Fame it’s our duty nay, our PRIVILEGE, to come up with a good name for this show. Here are some I’ve been daydreaming about:

Idris Elba’s 30 Minute “Meals” (winkwinknudgenudge)

The Bare-Chested Chef

Spicy! (That’s it, just “Spicy!” And at the beginning of every show he has to stare into the camera and say the word spicy.)

The Best Thing I Ever Ate (already the perfect title, no notes.)

Guess What’s In My Apron with Idris Elba

Idris Gets Sizzlin’…In My Pants

Yes, Chef (with a live studio audience that Idris will banter with)

Breakfast In Bed With Idris

The Naked Chef (also perfect, just not the way Jamie Oliver meant it.)

Carnal Carne

Decocting Idris

Mmhh, He Can Coddle My Eggs Anytime

Scald Me! Scorch Me! Steep Me!

That last one um … ahem … Yeah anyway. I’ll, well, come on. You know where I’ll be.