Laura Prepon and Ben Foster Engaged, in More Pressing News Have Apparently Been Dating
Some news stories elicit excitement and happiness. Some horror and loathing. And some elicit a “…wait, what?” In that vein, Ben Foster and Laura Prepon are engaged. Which means they are together. Which I’m guessing no one knew.
The two started dating (at least publicly) this summer. At last night’s Girl on the Train premiere, they made their red carpet debut as a couple and Prepon was sporting a fancy-ass diamond ring.
Granted, I don’t spend a lot of time following either of these two beyond the eternal question of “why the shit isn’t Ben Foster a bigger star? WE ARE WASTING HIM.” But from what I do know about Ben Foster’s personal life, dude’s got a tongue like a washing machine, according to ex Robin Wright.
“I’ve never been happier in my life than I am today,” she revealed, spilling some details on her sexy dynamic with Foster. “Perhaps it’s not ladylike [to say], but I’ve never laughed more, read more, or come more than with Ben. He inspires me to be the best of myself. There’s so much to learn. It’s endless. How great! It took me a long time to grow up. Love is possible as life is possible.”
Very sad for Wright that she’s not still getting that Foster action, BUT YOU GO, PREPON. Also, Ben, pretty please, rescue her from the clutches of Xenu so I can update this list.
Also, this is how TMZ worded their story. CLASSY AS EVER.